Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Highschool Wrestling Jockstrap

I lost 11 pounds in a single day. Read my secret! (Mens sana in corpore sano)



I mention my Roman ancestors:
  • A fat, but eg 'move all the blood you quer o core nun glaciers, glaciers der the pump shaft;
  • You tarmente fat pe' guardatte me all tired.

What a joker, my Roman ancestors, eh?
Of course if you have been the subject of these jokes, a bit of embarrassment you've tried it, come on, be honest!
But I'm here to help you, so thanks a all'arguzia of our faithful readers, I point the way to lose 11 pounds in one day: * Forklift

invests it,

severed leg had to be amputate a leg to a 45 year old driver, who was hit by a forklift in the yard of a 'company. The consequences have been devastating for the 'driver: a limb was cut, the' other very serious injuries reported.

* And you think that adults can combine the mules!

Monday, August 17, 2009

What Does Service Disabled Mean

Impatience

And sometimes, impatience.

There worn. Destroys us. It hurts.
Love incodizionato. Devotion.
course.
As all these things like the Vampire Lestat.

But I'd be a hypocrite to find your stomping fervor unmotivated, stubborn to stay still on this side of the table without a nod.
Good players always know at what point it is good to show their cards.
And then that proves that it is no less devotion or love incodizionato.
Only impatience.
and can only be the last of the masters in this field.

But let me smile a little to discover they are already anxious.
Man that he intended to write to the end.
Wandering aimlessly between words. After
children and terraced houses and dogs, and accounts payable.
So, I smile a little.

I see me, and I split and burn casino.
Perhaps only to be seen.
Perhaps just to be loved.
Just to share this immense solitude that surrounds me.

You never thought of a vampire so sincere?
careful, my child.
Maybe it's just a way to deceive you.
Maybe it's just a way for me to love more.

Sometimes I want to be able to lie to the point of confounding and yet I always know when chin-and simply believe. Believing in
you describe that relationship so lightly, believe in that vision of the sublime and the human vampire able to share something that is not only Death.

Sometimes I really think you could hear the delicate scent of my silk shirts. O
see me laugh or get angry in front of the last DVD.
Walking the streets of Paris, to speak with Florence.

But when it comes to the Vampire Lestat, love always ends in tragedy.
Dancers broken glass in my hands.
broken promises. Lies and deception.
hurts, wounds and split flat against the wall. A

I thought this story more times than he cares to admit.

Open your eyes.
just feel a presence felt.
A heat, a movement.
Reach.
not be alone.
Do not cry, love, fight.
Solo.
Speaking of eyes looking at me Mojo.
-This dog starts to be really old now-
accumulated in the leaves of the window.
reflex pearl liquid soap.
items, Pigalle and the horns in the distance.
The empty fridge. The tins of the Florence.

Yes, I thought this story many times.
Perhaps the problem is that, not to admit a mistake all those times, I still make mistakes.

again and again.

Lestat.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Tonsil Cancer Stories

promoted and rejected

I went to
hundred miles an hour to find my child
ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye


hundred miles an hour I went to sing for the Blen Blen Blen Blen serenade

Blen Blen Blen Blen

Friends & animal lovers, if you're not too busy to fuck with opossum can take on rough terrain, accidendati annihilation near future.
There will be choices to make, obviously when you prepare the future in a serious and far-sighted. This attitude of scientific seriousness
track a quite furrow unbridgeable limited by the minds of the current government.
History with a capital, teaches that Noah, a carpenter from Val Brembana one evening followed the weather on Rai Uno (Bernacca and then there was the weather was called "Weather?" Enzo Biagi ND) when a certain point, had mystical lighting and decided to select the most interesting species in order to translate them from the shower unless cathodically feared.
She made a commitment and a premium subscription on the internet to buy the then already abandoned the "Achille Lauro", with the aim of collecting in the boat (which by mistake typing passed down to posterity as the Ark) a large number of specialty animals of all sexes including uomisessuali. The collection was a hit, but Noah did take a little hand (as when one is engaged with the reorganization of the attic and you can not throw anything away) and began to take on not only useful animals on the palate, but also all manner of being shitty, like cockroaches, rats, pups or brown wasp. Noah failed
Where will the long arm annihilated then that, just false selections. The only pets allowed are:
White meat, red and black, fish / shellfish need not already know how to swim more than a few cats and some monkeys with their tails because they can make numbers fun.
Oh, I almost forgot ... being nasty in the picture ... otherwise it is colored like the bitter?
E120 everyone!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Pastry Made For Microwave Reheating

Global Warming, why not? The intelligent animal



As usual, the people of the alarmist environmentalists proved to be the silliest form of life in this silly planet. For several years it is very fashionable theme of "global warming" and the usual babaleoni helmet as ripe pears from the tree, heralding disaster scenarios and the ever tasty mythologically "apocalypse."
have to be really retarded not to seize the enormous opportunities offered by global warming and the consequent rise in sea levels. From
future scenario that I see positive developments, it is seen from the subjective viewpoint of an individual, from the point of view society as a whole.
things first then ... First
difference with a small map you might begin to have selected the new profile of the coast, then build hotels and houses in the future navy band, with small current investments and a large retrospective revaluation of property, and then annihilated my ... bought in the hills, snell!
we talk of rising temperatures? But say you're stupid ...
or you love it so much ice your ass and go around with runny nose? So we talk about hot
plenty for everyone! They complain
skiers? But decades
will you use the snow shot from guns! Some filthy animal
will face extinction?
Again, tell me what's the downside, because I just do not see it.
City water?
The opportunity finally to make interesting diving tourism! The
Bangladesh will be almost completely submerged? From
well they will have to accept it, it's okay to be losers, but take it with philosophy ... is an opportunity to change gears, so already they're doing just fine mica.
Ben is global warming and indeed, I propose to accelerate the timing, because at this rate it will take a century, and then we all go for "charcoal", burned the plastic Coppertone and whatever you happen to shoot, do not give any reason for to cars.
Ole!