Tuesday, June 6, 2006

How Much Gunpowder In A Party Popper

If we win the World Cup ...

While Economy Minister Tommaso Padoa Schioppa trying to scrambling to make ends meet Italy, resolving the problems is at hand.
no alchemy, but above anything maneuver or maneuvers. The recipe is simple and is not enclosed in a glass ball, but in a leather ball. And 'science that is born from the merger between the ball and the economy, namely the "Soccernomics.
Hear, hear. An Italy win the World Cup would have a beneficial effect on the economy of Italy. A support is none other than the Financial Times. Publishing the results of research carried out by two analysts. An effect that is already registered in the world after the victory of 1982.
In essence, according to analysts, the victory of a national to global growth would add to its economy by 0.7%, as well as an increase in the stock market. In short, there will be a boom in purchases stimulated enthusiasm for the victory of their national football team. In order to redress the imbalances arising from differences in growth rate, ideal, they say, would be a final between Germany and Italy Italia.Eallora force.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Sebaceous Cyst From Brazilian Wax

reforms and reformed

All in reform school, you should go ... small snakes with the breath of Lisomucil ...
But I hate you despite not m'arrendo idea (a po'estemporanea) to change the world. Dante
twisted his eyes and fell like a dead body falls. Perhaps
provided for the barbarity of the marks drawn on the media less and less real and more 'digital fingerprints of bits. And leave footprints
my contemporaries?

" Dany '93 TVTTBAUPTPP XXX "

Or pollute the air with the Incoming messages, which as intriguing and reasonable, are more 'or less like this'.

" cmq halt sr, to prgat Ketti, 20 glaciers of kuffar ke? "

So ... enough with the reforms Moretti, who are nothing but attempts to sweeten the ocean.

Annihilation see so forward to seeing his neck, then, immediately and irreversibly, it will pass' the "schiappofobo.
The schiappofobo and 'what for you to be useless, was called alphabet.
Avra' least 700/800 letters, each grammatical error will be 'punished with immediate defenestration * and irrevocable.

typing errors will the opportunity 'to repeat the joke, as in tennis. Do
fine, 'cause the day ... and 'joint.


* and 'more' convenient to make mistakes or at least open the ground floor.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Period High Soft Cervix

Shit, I had forgotten the title ...



But what is really 'the concept of culture annihilated in the universe?
And who knows?
As a remedy for this time of almost 'irrelevant embarrassment, it darkens the mind just a second, so' forget it ', come on, then here are some commandments to delight home

12 - Go where you lead the testes, more 'or less.
3.6 - not caring for others like you who does not comply with or ahead of yourself.
45 - Morra!

For those who do not have line problems, I recommend the Commandments, pistachio, hazelnut and stracciatella.

Go * I spoke **...

* go fuck yourself, of course. **
nonsense.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Forced To Smell Jockstrap

you like crappy beer?

We welcome healthy ...
You see, in the short path that we have to take in this vapid valley of tears, every day we encounter many problems, which are nothing more than a poor attempt at humor to our filed.
For example, those of us who annihilated, does not appreciate the pleasures of excess?
Then why ', these annoying drawbacks ... namely, the fragility 'of the housing that leads us around the world.
Fortunately, science puts amazing remedies for ailments caused by excessive exploitation, physical and psychological resources available ...
The paradox, he shows to see, who usually does and healthy retired life and never allows himself to extremes, from live sick and die like a healthy fish ...
Then, by virtue 'of the power conferred upon me by the now annihilated dense crowds, I declare, from now on, required the removal of organs (liver, heart, lungs, pancreas and so those filthy offal, can' be intended as a replacement part) and bleeding per donation to the detriment of health-conscious who do not exploit the benefit of those who need spare parts, for use body intensive.